Sickaaa
Can you imagine? LoooL Why are all these American Artists dying their hair Blonde? What kinda sillly trend is this? Nice Not. Some of them are juss flopping it aswell, *Yawn*
Stick It On The Fridge For Later
I do like to write, another hobby I developed over my years. I won’t really call this a note cos I’m not sticking it on a fridge waiting for someone to read it(O.o) I dont even noe what it is to be honestly honest. Swiftly moving on, To whom it may concern, Please dont try to decipher what I update. I’m often misunderstood because I say what I like whenever I like (EVEN IF ITS EVERY 5 SECONDS, I REALLY DONT CARE) I have even stopped trying to understand myself cos there really is no point. On the shiny side of the foil however, I do make you lot LOL from time to témps with my impeccable wit. If you are around me whether virtually or physically I’m sure I can squish a LOL outta ya. If I cannot, thenYOUR humorous side is just dead and it needs to be ressurected. At times I may insult or offend u but please dont take it to chest, every thing I’ve mugged you on was probably true because I always tell the truth about your situation however peak it may be, so dont tell me you’ll “draw for the shank”. (is that even possible? you’re gonna DRAW for a knife? I didnt know knives could talk and even if they could, why would it ask you to draw for it?? You silly sod, did it ask for a picture? things like this really do confirm your madness O.o). If you do however find yourself having a problem with me, state it and I’ll see what I can do. Just know that if you’re a dickhead, all your queries will automatically be blocked like you’ve been blacklisted. Grease them africandrypalmfoot lips of yours and stay blessed :)
My Protest Song For When I Face Cameron/Wastemoron
(Bold Parts To Be Sang By Audience, It Sounds Better In An Aff Accent Peoples, And A Fast Up-tempo Beat) Chorus: I Want My! : (E.M.A!!) Today! (E.M.A!!) I Want My! : (E.M.A!!) Ness Year! (E.M.A!!) Chaley I Want Myy!! : (E.M.A!!) Ness Year! (E.M.A)!! Verse 1: If My Sister Got It Lass Year & Lass Year I Must Get It : NESS YEAR & NESS YEAR!! If My Sister Got It Lass Year & Lass Year I Must Get It!! : NESS YEAR & NESS YEAR!! Chorus: I Said I Want Myyyy! : (E.M.A!!) Today! (E.M.A!!) Bross I Want My! : (E.M.A!!) Ness Year! (E.M.A!!) Chaley I Want Myy!! : (E.M.A!!) Ness Year! (E.M.A)!! Verse 2: Education. Maintenance. Allowance : I WANNIT! Education. Maintenance. Allowance: I WILL GET IT! Education. Maintenance. Allowance: MI WANNNTT ITT!! Chorus: I Want Myyyy! : (E.M.A!!) Today! (E.M.A!!) Bross I Must Be Gettin Myyy ! : (E.M.A!!) Ness Year! (E.M.A!!) Chaleyyyy Give Me Myyyy:! (E.M.A!!) Ness Year! (E.M.A)!! If My Sister Got It Lass Year & Lass Year I Must Get It : NESS YEAR & NESS YEAR!! If My Sister Got It Lass Year & Lass Year I Must Get It!! : NESS YEAR & NESS YEAR!! If My Brother Got It Lass Year & Lass Year I Must Get It : NESS YEAR & NESS YEAR!! If My Brother Got It Lass Year & Lass Year I Must Get It!! : NESS YEAR & NESS YEAR!! PULLLLL UPPPP!!!!
Examplé Of A Soggy Status (Booo! (N) Loool) The Shit’s Sounding Moist Already Blahh
Tbh I hate writing “emotional” (yes quotation marks) things because personally I think its moist and gay (bit like cornflakes in the microwave -_-). How everrrr, if I WAS to ever write a soggy status (I often like to refer to them as such), I could probably say suttin like zis: “Its funny how all the good girls fall (off the bridge of SENSES!) for all the bad boys. (g.g, b.b, neva thought of that O.o) Alas, dat theory didn’t exclude me (or maybe u, no?) as we’ve all been victims. I really likED (power of past tense) this dude unoe, like, I really did. But wats so good about her? Y do u like her, when she dont even like you!? Bwoy, wat a cycle. I try talking 2 u but u “appear” offline, yet you’re updating your status. tut tut tut, (now here’s the soggy part)»I cant stop liking you, i’ve tried I really have (err -_-) but I just cant. Maybe one day u mite feel the same.” ^Now people, do not be fooled. I sed I COULDA sed that, but I didnt. :p Just remember this: If you ever see “I love you” on my status, I’ve probably been hacked. Loool, Its that real. Adios :)
‘Boss Bitch?
Ok I just want to clear some things up because it seems there is a problem with some of you females’ definitions of a ‘Boss Bitch’ or a ‘Independant Lady’. 1. First and foremost you do not name yourself a boss, the title is given to you, you have to earn it and you earn it by working at whatever field you are working in. Definition of a BOSS: a person who exercises control over workers. Did you read that? So now ladies… all u girls who think that because you look good and ur better than the rest for whatever reason u like to call yourselfboss bitches. YOU ARE NOT. Where are your workers? WHO are u exercising control over? NOBODY. Therefore you cannot give yourself that title. SORRY. 2. The ‘Miss Independant’…These are the reasons you are NOTindependant. Because you drive a car that your parents pay insurance on, Because your mum still cooks for you and washes your shit, because you still live at home and dont pay rent, Because MEN buy you your clothes and Jewellery, Because people GIVE you money, Because you dont work. REALITY CHECK GIRLS. Having a car, having nice clothes and having money dont make u independant if you didnt have to work for it. Sorry to burst your bubble.
******15 WAYS TO ANNOY SOMEONE*****
15.When you see a homeless person come up to you, ask them for change before they ask you. 14. When you go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as you pull into their driveway. Don’t stop until they’re in the car. 13. (part 1) Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, “Take your hand off the handle!” 12. (Part 2) Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, “Take your hand off the handle!” Repeat. 11.Sing the wrong words to songs while riding in the car with friends 10. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutes to tell and has no punchline. 9.While driving in your friend’s car, make them paranoid and insist that you smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around. 8. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, “Cold enough for ya?” 7.Bombard Promoters on Facebook to come to an event the same day as theirs, same time and everything. watch them go crazy. 6.When you’re in the passenger seat and the driver changes lanes, scream, “Watch out for that truck!” 5.When someone speaks to you, flinch like they’re going to hit you. 4. Every 30 minutes or so, call your friend and breathe into the phone 3.Blow kisses at everyone you meet at the mall. 2.Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, “Working hard or hardly working?” 1.Make a list of the ways you can annoy some one like i just did :p
Are You Too Busy?
Addressing a worldwide convention of demons, Satan told them: “As long as Christians stay close to God we’ve no power over them so: 1. Keep them busy with non-essentials. 2. Tempt them to overspend and go into debt. 3. Make them work long hours to maintain empty lifestyles……. 4. Discourage them from spending family time, for when homes disintegrate there’s no refuge from work. 5. Overstimulate their minds with television and computers so that they can’t hear God speaking to them. 6. Fill their tables with newspapers and magazines so they’ve no time for Bible reading….. 7. Flood their letter boxes with get-rich-quick schemes to keep them chasing material things. 8. Put glamorous models on magazine covers to keep them focused on outward appearances that way they’ll be dissatisfied with themselves. 9. Make sure couples are too exhausted for physical intimacy that way they’ll be tempted to look elsewhere…. 10. Emphasise Santa and the Easter Bunny: that way you’ll divert them from the real meanings of holidays. 11. Involve them in ‘good’ causes so they won’t have time for eternal ones. 12. Make them self sufficient. Keep them so busy working in their own strength that they’ll never know the joy of God’s power working through them. Do these 12 things faithfully, it’ll work!” Have you figured out the difference between being busy and being successful in what God’s called you to do? Sometimes being B-U-S-Y just means B.eing U.nder S.atan’s Y.oke!
Love? LOVE!? WTF IS THAT?! o.O
So You Like Someone. (Okay Then, understandable, normal.) You go out for a bit, you talk, you laugh, you have fun. Then the person says they “Love” you. Sound familiar? I believe so. Ladies And Gentiles lemme break it down to you now: Love is the most beautiful emotion one could ever feel, yet it has the power to confuse your soul in every way possible. It does this by not allowing you to decipher what it actually is, which explains why everyone has their own interpretation (often based on their experiences of what they THOUGHT love is) The sad thing about love is that people are often INFATUATED with the person of their choice and start to think they are in love with them, but really, they do not want to be hurt, they just want to be happy in the relationship they are in. When people say love doesnt exist, it actually does. Its just up to you to fully mature in this world and find the right person. Love comes naturally, it is not forced or planned or even explainable. But it exists. Such is life. Darrisit.
